Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Joke


A small joke--

So there are three men: an American, a Frenchman, and an Englishman. They are walking along a beach when they find a genie lamp. They rub it and the genie comes out. It tells them they each get one wish.

The American, being all self-important, goes first. He has it all figured out. "I was ten million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"Done," says the genie.

The Frenchman goes next, and since the French hate everyone but themselves, he asks for a huge wall around all of France.

"Done," says the genie.

The Englishman is next, but he asks, "Can I ask you a question first?"

"Sure," says the genie.

"Are there any windows or doors in that French wall?"

"No."

"Then fill it with water."

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